The Immaculate Urination

1997

oil on canvas

10" X 8"

OK, my Christian friends. Before anyone gets blasphemous ideas in there heads, let me explain this take of a Bellini painting.

It goes something like this: anyone who has ever changed the diaper of a baby boy knows what they do. They will pee at will. You have to be ready to duck. So, I was thinking; what if...

Hey, I'm just a lil'ole realist. You can't tell me it didn't happen. Especially with all those paintings they posed for.

If God doesn't have a sense of humor I'm screwed anyway.'